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A joke about Bush
Posted by Rupert on January 25, 2009
One sunny day in January 2009, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he’d been sitting on a park bench. He said to the US Marine standing at the door “I’d like to see Mr Bush”.
The Marine looked at the man and said, “Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”
The old man said, “Okay”, and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, “I would like to go in and see Mr. Bush.”
The Marine again told the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.”
The man thanked him and, again, walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U.S. Marine, and said, “I would like to go in and see Mr. Bush.”
The Marine, visibly agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have asked to speak to Mr. Bush. I’ve told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”
The old man looked at the Marine and said, “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing you say it.”
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, “See you tomorrow, Sir.”
Sent to us by Michou of Portland, Jan 09. Thanks
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